Keep Austin Rotten - (Pre-distressed) - T-Shirt Mother’s Day promotion Suitable for occasions like birthdays

Suitable for occasions like birthdays

Designed to raise eyebrows at farmers markets

six-panel cap

overpriced cocktails

Depending on the color

Keep Austin Rotten - (Pre-distressed) - T-Shirt Mother’s Day promotion Suitable for occasions like birthdaysKeep Austin Rotten. This isnt a slogan. Its a state of mind. These shirts are for people who still believe Austin should be weird, sharp, sarcastic, and just a little uncomfortable. Not polished. Not sanitized. Not here to impress anyone. Every design leans into dry humor, quiet defiance, and the kind of observations youre not supposed to say out loud. Some are funny. Some are pointed. Some just sit there and let people figure it out for themselves.