Shark Attack One-Piece Swim Size:M I don't understand the meaning

I don't understand the meaning behind all those lamp posts but they're cool so why not put them on legs

first released in May of 1980

La Trappistine was an advertisement for a liquor made by Parisian distillers Legouey & Delbergue

These chainmail leggings will take you back to medieval times and protect you from potential stab wounds

take-your-lovah-to-an-xmas-tree-(or-Hanukkah-bush)-lot-with-a-steamy-mug-of-spiked-hot-cocoa-and-do-the-nasty-in-your-own-personal-Narnia-while-they-strap-your-tree-to-the-hood-of-your-car season

Shark Attack One-Piece Swim Size:M I don't understand the meaningGuess what I'm rockin during Shark Week?? Gotta show respect for the longest running television program in history!! Not suitable to wear around small children they will cry.