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the perfect fit
or—let's be real—just walking around your house thinking
no guilt (and plenty of high fives for getting it right)
Perfect for channeling inner witchy vibes without saying a word (or hexing anyone
why is leaving the house so much work when your dog gets you better than any brunch buddy ever could
The Boobs Are Real The Smile Is Fake Tee Funny the perfect fitHonesty from the neck down, performance from the neck up. The Boobs Are Real The Smile Is Fake tee is for women who can look polite while the internal monologue is on fire. Soft cotton, sharp truth, zero forced perkiness. Soft ring spun cotton (heather blends where noted) Flattering everyday fit Sizes S3XL Machine wash cold, inside out Wear it for: work from home days, girls night, or gifting your most honest friend. Free shipping on orders over $50.
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