Appetito Non-Stick Egg/Crumpet Rings (Set of 2) Artifacts Toilet paper printed with crap

Toilet paper printed with crap jokes to help pass the time

Record of Health

butcher knives and sport knives

and a Phantom

He may even accept a good meal as payment if you're out of Woolongs

Appetito Non-Stick Egg/Crumpet Rings (Set of 2) Artifacts Toilet paper printed with crapOnce you've whipped up your first batch of hot, delicious, crunchy crumpets, you'll never go back to store bought crumpets again! With the help of Appetito Egg & Crumpet Rings, you can make tasty, homemade crumpets with ease. The oversized, nonstick egg & crumpet rings (9. 5cm Dia.) can be used in a frying pan or on a flat barbecue plate. Refer to your crumpet recipe for specific cooking instructions.